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How to Survive the TikTok Ban
The impending ban of TikTok getting you down? Worried about how to broadcast all of your content to your devoted followers? Worried about losing money? Worry no more. The ban of TikTok only means it is time to get even more creative to satiate your followers lust for daily mediocre videos that are branded as…
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Mahoney’s Microfiber Towels Memo: RE Anti-Semitism
DATE: November 20, 2022 TO: All Staff FROM: Titus Mahoney III, CEO SUBJECT: Anti-Semitism The recent anti-Semitic comments and views promoted by Kanye West and Kyrie Irving are troubling. In harrowing times it is important to stand for humanity and support those under attack. It is also important to let our consumers know where we…
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Oh No Conversations: A Person Who Needs a Favor
Oh no…this person only ever comes around when he needs a favor. Our friendship is built solely on transactions. Cashless transactions. First, he will start with small talk. A few how’s the family, how’s the job. As I respond, he won’t actually listen. Only a few head nods and a that’s great. His body language…
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Let Me Go Rock and Roll
My favorite concerts are loud, fast, sweaty, and filled with dancing. If you have the opportunity to see these bands live, do it. Don’t hesitate. After the show you’re guaranteed a sore neck, sweat-drenched clothes, and a smile so big you’ll be scared your teeth are going to fall out of your mouth. Check out…