Category: Writing
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Dark Side Skates Was Not Your Average Skate Shop
“What’s a blumpkin?” “It’s when a guy takes a shit and a girl gives him a blowjob at the same time.” “That is so disgusting.” “Yeah, well…do you wanna do it or what?” Believe it or not, this is not a piece of bad dialogue from a bathroom themed porno. But instead is an actual…
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Could He Skate? Kobe Bryant Edition
Kobe Bean Bryant is among one of the most successful basketball players to ever play the game. He is a five-time NBA world champion, two-time NBA Finals MVP, ranks third on the NBA’s all-time scoring list, and the rest of his accolades go on and on. Kobe’s endless list of achievements and accomplishments leaves no…
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Dream Scenarios: First Day of School
In just one day I will begin my second year of teaching high school English. I am nervous, excited, and plan on teaching significantly better this year. The first day of school is thrilling because you get to meet the students, who for the next 185 days, will essentially control your emotions and attitude. You will…
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A Thank You to Dr. MLK Jr
Thank you Dr. MLK Jr Because of you I met her sooner For without your civil right My girl could never be white Now please help abolish my tumor