Maintaining a healthy lifestyle at work can be difficult, especially if your job requires you to stay seated at a desk. When the work days are busy, health and fitness can be easily forgotten. Thankfully, there are ways to combat …
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Lettuce: The Ultimate Superfood
Maintaining a healthy lifestyle and diet can be difficult to accomplish. Every day there is new information and new trends appearing online promising an easy path to your dream body. If you still haven’t found a suitable diet for your …
“Bones” is Ruining my Relationship
My girlfriend, Abigail, is very dear to me. We have been dating for almost seven years and our relationship grows stronger each passing day. Not even two years spent in a long distance relationship could inflict any damage to our love …
Happy President’s Day?
Happy President’s Day! Or something like that. Before today, nobody truly cared about President’s Day. The holiday was simply an excuse for a three-day weekend. Trump’s presidency has ignited protests every week since he’s been in office. Trump and his …
Buffalo Bill’s Valentine’s Day Advice
Hi. Hello. My name is Jack Gordon. Others like to call me Buffalo Bill, but to be honest, I’m not too fond of the nickname. I don’t like westerns. The women in those movies had no taste, always dressing in dark …
Super Bowl LI: Bad for My Health
Last night’s Super Bowl made me so sick, that after the game I stuck my head into the oven. No, I’m not an Atlanta Falcons fan. Nor did I want to commit suicide. At least not yet. Instead, I wanted …
How My Relationship Fell Apart
Relationships are too often finite. The early seeds of an intimate relationship can blossom into the most beautiful and mesmerizing bouquet of flowers, only to wither away, succumbing to destructive forces, both concrete and abstract. The small possibility for the flowers to persevere …
Spice Up Your Email Signature with these Quotes
Professional emails are vital to maintaining a healthy and favorable work relationship among colleagues and peers. Most people get hung up on how to start an email, but the most crucial element of an email is the signature quote. The signature quote is …
Inauguration Week Deals: Online Sales to Kick Off the Trump Presidency
With the inauguration only a day away, there are hundreds of fantastic deals across the web. But don’t worry about scouring the internet for the best savings, I’ve done all of the dirty work for you. But act fast! The end …
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I’ve Quit Sports and So Can You!
Yesterday’s game between the Dallas Cowboys and the Green Bay Packers broke my heart and tore me down as a human being. After the game I had only one thought on my mind. Aaron Rodgers is a dickhead. If you …
