Tag: Writing
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Destroy Yourself for Icelounge.com
Before social media became an addictive digital wasteland lurking in our pockets, one would have to get their social dopamine by computer. Tweens during this pre-smartphone era had their ADHD satiated by MySpace and Xanga. But if you were a part of the skateboarding subculture during 2005 – 2006, you may have spent your adolescent…
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How to Survive the TikTok Ban
The impending ban of TikTok getting you down? Worried about how to broadcast all of your content to your devoted followers? Worried about losing money? Worry no more. The ban of TikTok only means it is time to get even more creative to satiate your followers lust for daily mediocre videos that are branded as…
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Mahoney’s Microfiber Towels Memo: RE Anti-Semitism
DATE: November 20, 2022 TO: All Staff FROM: Titus Mahoney III, CEO SUBJECT: Anti-Semitism The recent anti-Semitic comments and views promoted by Kanye West and Kyrie Irving are troubling. In harrowing times it is important to stand for humanity and support those under attack. It is also important to let our consumers know where we…
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Oh No Conversations: Edibles
Oh no…I just started a conversation with a man who just recently ate edibles. This conversation never changes. The beats are as consistent as the sun rising each day. Yup, he just brought it up unannounced. I asked about his sick mother. Instead, he is convinced I need to hear about his latest edible adventure.…
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Could He Skate? Kobe Bryant Edition
Kobe Bean Bryant is among one of the most successful basketball players to ever play the game. He is a five-time NBA world champion, two-time NBA Finals MVP, ranks third on the NBA’s all-time scoring list, and the rest of his accolades go on and on. Kobe’s endless list of achievements and accomplishments leaves no…
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Dream Scenarios: First Day of School
In just one day I will begin my second year of teaching high school English. I am nervous, excited, and plan on teaching significantly better this year. The first day of school is thrilling because you get to meet the students, who for the next 185 days, will essentially control your emotions and attitude. You will…