Tag: Humor
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Spice Up Your Email Signature with these Quotes
Professional emails are vital to maintaining a healthy and favorable work relationship among colleagues and peers. Most people get hung up on how to start an email, but the most crucial element of an email is the signature quote. The signature quote is critical because it’s the last phrase read, serving as both an extension of one’s personality…
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Inauguration Week Deals: Online Sales to Kick Off the Trump Presidency
With the inauguration only a day away, there are hundreds of fantastic deals across the web. But don’t worry about scouring the internet for the best savings, I’ve done all of the dirty work for you. But act fast! The end of days are upon us! Harry’s Toupees Looking for an ineffective and terrible way to…
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I’ve Quit Sports and So Can You!
Yesterday’s game between the Dallas Cowboys and the Green Bay Packers broke my heart and tore me down as a human being. After the game I had only one thought on my mind. Aaron Rodgers is a dickhead. If you are a Dallas Cowboys fan like me, your Sunday night was haunted by the image…
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Only a Week into 2017 and My New Year’s Resolutions Are Already Ruined. Now What?
Welcome! If after one week of 2017, you still feel like a pile of garbage personified, then you have come to the right place! You are most likely back to overindulging in the things you love, which unfortunately are things society shuns with the most upturned of noses. Those nasty habits of non-stop drinking, smoking,…
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Dream Scenarios: First Day of School
In just one day I will begin my second year of teaching high school English. I am nervous, excited, and plan on teaching significantly better this year. The first day of school is thrilling because you get to meet the students, who for the next 185 days, will essentially control your emotions and attitude. You will…
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A Thank You to Dr. MLK Jr
Thank you Dr. MLK Jr Because of you I met her sooner For without your civil right My girl could never be white Now please help abolish my tumor
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Black Bear Bar – Brooklyn, NY
Winters in Oklahoma are tough. One day can feel like summer, while the next can feel as if Snow Miser himself has taken over the state. For example, Oklahoma just had a 77 degree Valentine’s day, followed by a 25 degree day filled with winter storm warnings. When I first arrived to the East Coast, a lot of…